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    ESO - The Clowning Edition


    Ernesto
    • If you defeat your enemy in PvP combat you are winning.

       

      If you win the fight in a dominating fashion, you are owning.

       

      If you are dominating even more, and you subtract 15 years from your age, you are pwning.

       

      Then there is a new level. We call that clowning.

       

      To be able to clown, you have to purchase The Elder Scrolls Online: Clowning Edition. Only Lyngs knows where to find it.

    If you defeat your enemy in PvP combat you are winning.

     

    If you win the fight in a dominating fashion, you are owning.

     

    If you are dominating even more, and you subtract 15 years from your age, you are pwning.

     

    Then there is a new level. We call that clowning.

     

    To be able to clown, you have to purchase The Elder Scrolls Online: Clowning Edition. Only Lyngs knows where to find it.

    To be able to clown, you have to purchase The Elder Scrolls Online: Clowning Edition.

     

    In Guild Wars 2 we coined the phrase "clowning" when you win in such a ridiculous fashion that using common terms as "owning" is not nearly enough.

     

    You are winning to such a degree that it is almost comical, but also a bit sad and tragic since winning in such a convincing manner is not really what you signed up for.

     

    What is then comical but also tragic? - You've got it, the clown.

     

    Clowning was born.

     

    We expect to tragically do a bit of Clowning in The Elder Scrolls Online, but we also hope to be roflstomped quite a few times. roflstomped is another phenomenon and it cannot be explained in words, it has to be experienced. So in the middle of all our clowning, we pray for a reversed roflstomp every now and then.

     

    To ensure that a significant amount of clowning will be done, Lyngs prepared for us The Elder Scrolls Online - Clowning Edition. It is even more expensive than the Imperial edition and nobody knows where you can find it other than Lyngs.

     

    Disclaimer: We are not actually selling anything. This is satire.

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    is this "a lesson in clowning" garrison defend vid from gw2 still somewhere on youtube...only remember it being linked on the TA forums.

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