My main is a rogue called Daarck, formerly Darckcloud - the stupid spelling was down to me being beaten to the punch by a damn dirty Orc. I changed when I realised Darckcloud was far too hippy for an assassin, and some bugger had Dark and most of it's variations too. But at least I didn't resort to some weird ascii character that made it (even more) impossible for an honest rogue to get work.
How old are you?
I was 40 in December. I am, by my own definition as a younger chap, old. Everything snaps crackles and pops when I move. Maybe I should stop keeping cereal in my pants.
Where do you live?
I stay just outside sunny Glasgow, in the west of Scotland. I say sunny, as I have a nice big lamp in the computer room and the curtains shut - in reality, it's generally pissing down so often that wellington boots are considered evening wear.
What MMO do you play at the moment?
At the moment, WoW.
Any other games currently?
It varies - over Christmas I had the original Dawn of War loaded up for a quick blast, and the original Icewind Dale. I never did finish the second one, and was too afraid to load that one. I've tried other mmos including EVE (sweet zombie Jesus, no) Conan (boobies!) and Lotro (erm...hairy feet...), but nothing comes close to WoW to be honest.
What was your first computer game ever?
I played on a ZX Spectrum when I were a lad, and would have been hooked on Manicminer and Jet Set Willy, but I couldn't tell you the first ever (see above, question about age).
The first game I played on an actual, honest to God pc was Baldur's Gate - spent ages playing that, the sequels, Icewind Dale etc - I had the first game before I had a pc to play it on, in a rare fit of blinding optimism and then had someone build me a machine that would run it. It did, badly, and I ended up buying my first real pc for the sake of getting gibbed by kobolds in that bloody mine at Nashkel. Gits.
What was your first multiplayer online experience?
World of Warcraft. Got hooked on a trial when running around Elwynn Forest and have been skinning defenceless bunnies ever since.
What was your first MMO?
Same.
What is your favorite snack while gaming?
Either fruit or toast. A 5 minute raid break is a frantic run-around to load the toaster, boil the kettle and get to the toilet and back before pretending I'm so hardcore I didn't move at all, and just keepa bucket by the desk. Which there is, but it's for something else.
When/How did you join Ginnunga?
I joined Ginnunga last year after the guild I was in previously disbanded. A group of us were set on staying together and Thejudge and co were kind enough to offer us trials. I was, and continue to be, surprised and pleased by the generally helpful attitude of the guild and the commitment to Raids and the raiders that the guild shows.
Tell us your most memorable mmo moment?
An attempted all-nighter at lvl 70, where a few of us in a former guild decided a great way to spend a Friday night was to go through Karazahn in one go. Friday night rolled around and so did we, but the inhabitants of Kara didn't seem to realise that we'd be drinking, and didn't cut us any slack whatsoever. We eventually got up to the Prince and hit a stone wall of infernals and wipes. By the time that happened, secrets had been shared (the last funeral I had cried at was Spock's in Wrath of KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!), reputations made and destroyed and our collective drinks cabinets had been liberally emptied. Lovely night.
Tell us something nobody in the guild knows about you.
I love Christmas but hate New Year, flying in the face of centuries of Scottish piss-ups. And I love Bourbon (the drink, not the chocolate biscuit palaver), but hate Scotch. Both of those should really be enough to get me kicked out of the country.




